WARNING: THIS POST IS A PLUG. A BUTTPLUG THAT IS. (I apologize in advance for wasting people's time with this post.

My homeboy, Tucker Bennett, is dropping his debut joint in 2 weeks. If you live San Francisco go to 800 Chestnut St at 8pm Oct. 30th for the debut screening. It's called Why Are You Weird?. It's a comedy about kid with webbed feet. I helped make music for it. It's the real shit. You know how the Bible isn't included on the New York Times Best Seller list 'cause it's always number one? Well this movie is so good that they already disqualified it from the 2010 Academy Awards.

This is the website: http://www.nextwave4u.info/

Here's a clip from the movie I think?

For the past couple days my roommate, Evan, went back home to Virginia Beach for fall break and I been kickin' solo dolo. Cookin' spaghetti, watchin' Netflix, etc. Made me realize this is gonna be my life when I graduate, get a job and move out on my own. Pretty lonely.

I woke up and dry heaved. Paul Jones is gross. I always regret it the morning after but forget all about it the next time. JD Salinger only wrote one novel and like 2 novellas or something. Way back in the 60's. He doesn't write anymore books. Motherfucker skraight chills on his royalties from like 50 years ago. Anyway, I'm gonna spit some more about me. I'm majoring in sociology. I got a business associates from Tidewater Community College and a music production certification. This is boring, I'm gonna stop for now. On the way home from school, I was biking and had headphones on. I was listening to "LOL Smileyface" by Trey Songz and started singing "Shorty wanna sex me, LOL smileyface" and this girl passes me from behind laughing at me.

I know erbody hates Paris Hilton and all that, but I rilly like this music video.

If I could redo high school I would be a jock.

Chris Brown - Yo (Excuse Me Miss)
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I go to Virginia Commonwealth University. I'm kind of a sophomore and a half since I transferred and all my credits didn't get transferred. I transferred from Tidewater Community College, which is in Virginia Beach. More later.

This is a cover of an Akon song called "I Wanna Fuck You" that CocoRosie did.

Hi, I'm 20 and I'm a big nerd. I kinda don't feel like typing shit right now so more later.

(this blog is riveting)

This is for real, this time.

I'm gonna start blogging for real. My name is Van. More later.